Weezer - Thank God for Girls(2016)

[00:04.31] The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
[00:07.27] Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip in the woods
[00:11.63] With your bros that you've known since second grade and you
[00:14.68] May encounter dragons and ruffians and be
[00:17.01] Called upon to employ your testosterone
[00:19.74] In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
[00:24.72] And even if you are victorious
[00:26.81] You may receive many cuts and bruises and scrapes and you will
[00:29.86] Require band-aids and antiseptic ointments
[00:32.06] And tender love and kisses on your stab wounds
[00:34.45] And when you come home she will be there waiting
[00:37.51] For you with a fire in her eyes
[00:39.47] And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
[00:42.02] And that's why you
[00:43.89] Thank God for girls
[00:48.23] Holla Jesu Christe
[00:51.12] From Tennessee to LA
[00:53.47] Thank God for girls
[00:58.79] On your reckoning day
[01:01.30] You better bow down and pray
[01:04.41] She's so big, she's so strong
[01:09.52] She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
[01:14.62] Thank God for girls (Thank God for girls)
[01:19.70] Thank God for girls (Thank God for girls)
[01:21.80] Thank God for girls
[01:25.06] I'm so glad I got a girl to think of
[01:28.06] Even though she isn't mine
[01:30.64] I think about her all the day and all the night, it's a
[01:33.11] 'Nuff to know that she's a-live, she says I
[01:35.87] Give her sweaty palms, she almost had a heart attack
[01:38.01] The truth is that I'm just as scared, I don't know how to act
[01:40.52] I wish that I could get to know her better, but
[01:42.54] Meeting up in real life would cause illusion to shatter, oh I
[01:45.64] I carved her name into all the trees
[01:48.21] I sang a song down on one knee
[01:50.95] Looking at the underwear page in the Sears catalog like when I was 14
[01:55.58] I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
[02:00.53] I'm like an Indian fakir tryin' to meditate
[02:02.26] On a bed of nails with my pants pulled down
[02:04.95] Thank God for girls
[02:09.99] Holla Jesu Christe
[02:12.42] From Tennessee to LA
[02:15.36] Thank God for girls
[02:20.47] On your reckoning day
[02:22.95] You better bow down and pray
[02:25.26] She's so big, she's so strong
[02:30.30] She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
[02:35.48] Thank God for girls (Thank God for girls)
[02:40.63] Thank God for girls (Thank God for girls)
[02:42.80] Thank God for girls
[02:45.87] God took a rib from Adam
[02:48.55] Ground it up in a centrifuge machine
[02:51.62] Mixed it with cardamom and cloves
[02:53.70] Microwaved it on the "Popcorn" setting while Adam was like (woo hoo) "that really hurts"
[02:59.75] Goin' off into the tundra, so pissed at God
[03:03.61] And he started lightin' mighty forest fires stealin' osprey eggs
[03:06.97] Messing with the bees who would try to pollinate the echinacea
[03:10.11] Until God said "I'm a smite you with loneliness and break your heart in two"
[03:16.56] And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair
[03:21.28] Falling on his knees, looked to the sky and said
[03:26.19] "Thank God"
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