MF Doom, DJ Cucumber Slice - Rhymes Like Dimes(2011)

[00:02.79] Yo, yo, yo, y'all can't stand right here
[00:04.43] In his right hand was your man's worst nightmare
[00:06.98] Loud enough to burst his right eardrum close-range
[00:09.21] The game is not only dangerous, but it's most strange
[00:11.96] I sell rhymes like dimes
[00:13.95] The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
[00:16.56] Joker rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick
[00:19.22] Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick
[00:21.45] A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show
[00:23.93] So I give 'em something to remember, like the Alamo
[00:26.32] Tally-ho! A high Joker like Spades game
[00:28.44] Came back from five year layin' and stayed the same
[00:30.90] Sayin' - electromagnetic feeling blocks all logic, Spock
[00:33.90] And G- shocks her biological clock
[00:36.01] When I hit it, slit her to the shitter, thought I killed her goose
[00:38.52] Her Power-Use was pure Brita water, filtered juice
[00:40.53] Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe wit' 'im
[00:43.09] Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write wit' 'im
[00:45.48] Never seen the shit again, but he's still my dunny
[00:47.87] Only thing that come between us is krill and money
[00:50.45] I sell rhymes like dimes
[00:52.30] The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
[00:55.03] Better rhymes make for better songs, and that is not
[00:57.54] If you got a lot of what it takes just to get along
[00:59.86] Surrender now or suffer serious setbacks
[01:02.09] Got get-back, connects wet-back, get stacks
[01:04.08] Even if you gots to get jet-black, head to toe
[01:06.90] To get the dough, battle for bottles of Mo' or 'dro
[01:09.69] This rhyme flow take practice like Tae Bo
[01:11.96] With Billy Blanks
[01:12.94] "Oh, you're too kind!" "Really? Thanks."
[01:14.09] To the gone and lost forever like "O My Darling Clementine"
[01:17.09] He hold his heart when he tellin' rhymes
[01:19.04] When it's his time, I hope his soul go to Heaven
[01:21.50] He's nasty like the old time Old Number Seven
[01:23.66] You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola
[01:26.19] Make you wish they coulda erased out the Motorola
[01:28.57] I told her - no credit for it back
[01:30.69] If you want what they got, then go get it, it's all gak
[01:33.14] Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck
[01:36.60] And still keep your attitude on self-destruct
[01:38.51] I sell rhymes like dimes
[01:40.19] The one who mostly keep cash, but tell about the broke times
[01:43.01] Joker rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick
[01:45.62] Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick
[01:48.00] A lot of them sound like they in a talent show
[01:50.23] So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo
[01:52.75] Tally-ho! High Joker like Spades game
[01:55.00] Came back from five years layin' - stayed the same
[01:57.52] Sayin' - electromagnetic field will block all logic, Spock
[02:00.72] And G-shock her biological clock
[02:02.25] When I hit her, slit her to the shitter, thought I killed her goose
[02:04.72] Her Power-Use was pure Brita water, filtered juice
[02:07.26] Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe wit' 'im
[02:09.70] Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write wit' 'im
[02:11.70] Never seen the shit again, but he still my dunny
[02:14.15] Only thing that come between us, is krill and money
[02:16.78] We sell rhymes like dimes
[02:18.80] The one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broke times
[02:21.25] Check it out, ch'all! Ya don't stop! Keep on, to the sure shot!
[02:25.76]
[02:49.84] Huh-ha!
[02:50.84] Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh!
[02:55.84] Yeah, you're listening to the buttery slickness
[02:59.24] The Land-O-Lakes from my man MF Doom!
[03:01.88] Ha ha ha ha! Yeah!
[03:04.84] Rock-shockin' the house, with another nugget
[03:07.81] Uh-uh-ah, eh, oh, ah, hoo-wee!
[03:13.87] Yeah!
[03:14.32] Regulation status, right here, Fondle 'Em Recordings
[03:19.32] Yeah!
[03:20.44] Now what are you 'posed to say on the end of records?
[03:24.30]
[03:26.46] I don't know! Yeah!
[03:29.47] Whoo! Yeah!
[03:32.39] Mashed potatoes
[03:34.88] Applesauce
[03:37.42] Buttery... cuits
[03:40.42] And I get lost
[03:41.98] A yes, yes, yes y'all
[03:43.48] You don't stop
[03:44.90] Keep on... a' to the breakadawn
[03:47.90] Say what?
[03:49.46] Uh!
[03:50.93] Yeah!
[03:52.96] You thought it all was over!
[03:53.92] You thought the song was over!
[03:56.45] Ah! We tricked you, we tricked you
[03:59.55] Ha ha ha ha... Whoo!
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