Eminem - My Name Is(2005)

[00:00.98] Hi!
[00:01.61] My name is
[00:02.57] What?
[00:03.00] My name is
[00:03.95] Who?
[00:04.34] My name is
[00:04.85] Chika-chika
[00:05.57] Slim Shady
[00:06.37] Hi!
[00:07.34] My name is
[00:08.07] Huh?
[00:08.77] My name is
[00:09.48] What?
[00:10.13] My name is
[00:10.73] Chika-chika
[00:11.28] Slim Shady
[00:12.26] Hi!
[00:12.92] My name is
[00:13.77] What?
[00:14.32] Excuse me
[00:17.56] Can I have the attention of the class
[00:20.00] For one second
[00:23.27] Hi kids!
[00:24.43] Do you like violence?
[00:25.76] Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?
[00:29.16] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
[00:31.91] Try acid and get fucked up worse that my life is?
[00:34.89] My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
[00:37.53] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
[00:40.43] And Dr. Dre said
[00:41.77] "Slim Shady you a base-head!"
[00:43.32] Uh-uh!
[00:43.93] "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
[00:46.24] Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:48.63] 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:51.49] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:54.29] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:57.29] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch
[01:01.36] Who sat down too fast
[01:02.76] Come here, slut!
[01:03.43] "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!"
[01:05.64] I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
[01:08.34] Hi!
[01:09.02] My name is
[01:09.87] What?
[01:10.48] My name is
[01:11.20] Who?
[01:11.84] My name is
[01:12.30] Chika-chika
[01:12.77] Slim Shady
[01:13.96] Hi!
[01:14.67] My name is
[01:15.48] Huh?
[01:16.03] My name is
[01:16.70] What?
[01:17.43] My name is
[01:18.01] Chika-chika
[01:18.62] Slim Shady
[01:19.53] Hi!
[01:20.24] My name is
[01:20.94] What?
[01:21.71] My name is
[01:22.46] Who?
[01:23.08] My name is
[01:23.66] Chika-chika
[01:24.29] Slim Shady
[01:25.17] Hi!
[01:25.85] My name is
[01:26.68] Huh?
[01:27.24] My name is
[01:28.02] What?
[01:28.62] My name is
[01:29.38] Chika-chika
[01:29.97] Slim Shady
[01:30.84] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
[01:33.36] Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five
[01:36.25] I smacked him in his face with an eraser
[01:38.44] Chased him with a stapler
[01:39.90] Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
[01:42.16] Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:44.71] Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
[01:47.67] Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship
[01:51.33] While they screamin' at me
[01:52.58] "Let's just be friends!"
[01:53.81] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[01:55.94] I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
[01:58.82] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:01.41] Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
[02:04.56] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:07.16] Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
[02:09.95] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
[02:12.71] So I signed it
[02:13.37] "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"
[02:15.72] Hi!
[02:16.49] My name is
[02:17.13] What?
[02:17.73] My name is
[02:18.57] Who?
[02:19.19] My name is
[02:19.81] Chika-chika
[02:20.51] Slim Shady
[02:21.22] Hi!
[02:21.92] My name is
[02:22.70] What?
[02:23.39] My name is
[02:24.06] Who?
[02:24.76] My name is
[02:25.34] Chika-chika
[02:25.92] Slim Shady
[02:26.77] Hi!
[02:27.51] My name is
[02:28.22] Huh?
[02:28.94] My name is
[02:29.65] Who?
[02:30.31] My name is
[02:30.96] Chika-chika
[02:31.58] Slim Shady
[02:32.43] Hi!
[02:33.16] My name is
[02:33.95] What?
[02:34.69] My name is
[02:35.32] Who?
[02:35.96] My name is
[02:36.68] Chika-chika
[02:37.15] Slim Shady
[02:38.16] Stop the tape!
[02:39.00] This kid needs to be locked away!
[02:40.87] Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!
[02:43.53] I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
[02:46.20] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:49.47] Am I comin' or goin'?
[02:51.15] I can barely decide
[02:52.42] I just drank a fifth of vodka
[02:54.10] Dare me to drive?
[02:55.35] All my life I was very deprived
[02:57.21] I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:00.67] Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
[03:03.11] I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks
[03:06.36] When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:09.08] How you gonna breast feed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits!
[03:12.09] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:14.57] With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
[03:17.20] I'm steamin' mad
[03:18.53] And by the way when you see my dad?
[03:20.41] Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
[03:23.01] Hi!
[03:23.88] My name is
[03:24.50] What?
[03:25.15] My name is
[03:25.85] Who?
[03:26.55] My name is
[03:27.15] Chika-chika
[03:27.78] Slim Shady
[03:28.62] Hi!
[03:29.32] My name is
[03:30.03] Huh?
[03:30.78] My name is
[03:31.43] What?
[03:32.10] My name is
[03:32.72] Chika-chika
[03:33.33] Slim Shady
[03:34.28] Hi!
[03:34.97] My name is
[03:35.65] Who?
[03:36.39] My name is
[03:37.03] Huh?
[03:37.77] My name is
[03:38.36] Chika-chika
[03:38.95] Slim Shady
[03:39.83] Hi!
[03:40.55] My name is
[03:41.24] Huh?
[03:41.90] My name is
[03:42.66] Who?
[03:43.37] My name is
[03:43.91] Chika-chika
[03:44.58] Slim Shady
[03:45.05]