Eminem - Em Calls Paul (Skit)(2004)

[00:01.03] Ayo Paul, it's Em
[00:02.48] I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
[00:04.98] And I know that he's not "thrilled" about the video
[00:07.75] What, does he wanna be startin' something?
[00:10.06] Wow, well I'll show him who's really bad
[00:12.66] Paul the way you make me feel with these calls
[00:16.45] You should really take a look at the man in the mirror
[00:18.66] And tell him to beat it because I won't stop 'til I get enough
[00:22.22] Do you remember the time
[00:24.20] We were watching the "Billie Jean" video?
[00:26.04] Well, he'll always be that Michael to me
[00:27.65] And it doesn't matter if he's black or white
[00:29.54] Because I can't stop loving him
[00:31.09] And I hate plastic surgeons and I hope they all f- die
[00:36.54] How do you like that?
[00:38.42] And I like him, I like him a lot
[00:41.94] I wanna touch him, but I can't
[00:50.40] Excuse me, I'm taking a s-, sorry
[00:54.79] Anyways, call me back
[00:56.77] I have this idea about how I want to end the show
[00:59.73] So, hit me when you get this message, -
[01:03.23] Oh, and by the way, no, I don't have a new -
[01:08.63] Goddamn it!
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