Coolio - Kinda High, Kinda Drunk (Amended)(1995)

[00:00.23] Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
[00:02.86] Beer drinkin, beer-beer drinkin, eight ball
[00:05.65] Chorus: repeat 4X
[00:21.95] Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
[00:24.50] Beer drinkin, beer-beer drinkin, eight ball
[00:26.66] Verse One:
[00:26.80] I'm sittin' at the bar with a hundred dollar bill
[00:29.89] The homies is runnin' late so I got some time to kill
[00:32.66] I'm peepin' out this freak in the booth in the corner
[00:35.08] I think I seen her rollin a Noble, nosin under and moanin
[00:38.07] Two hookers walked in and they was lookin' for a vic
[00:40.32] But they, kept on passin' me by coz they can recognize a trick
[00:43.22] Twenty minutes later and two double shots of yak
[00:45.87] I take a look up at the clock, now where the FUCK the homies at
[00:48.66] I feel my pagers on my hipbone, who could it be
[00:51.14] Cuz I done talked to everybody that I was 'sposed to see
[00:54.16] Hahaa! Now I know, the story is told
[00:56.61] And I don't even call 'em back cuz they don't know the homie cold
[00:59.46] I recieved a page my niggers from the phone in the back
[01:02.08] I got a wink from a fine ass sista dressed in black
[01:04.87] Another double shout of yak and now the room is spinnin'
[01:07.95] But that's only the beginning, god damn!
[01:10.13] Chorus
[01:31.84] Verse Two:
[01:32.00] I take a walk out to the front to get myself some air and
[01:34.88] See if I see the homies, but they still ain't there
[01:37.64] There's a fool outside drunk and he want to get into it
[01:40.09] I was strapped I coulda killed him, but I didn't do it
[01:42.83] I opted for the walk-away, watch the busta talk away
[01:45.68] So mister policeman, you can put your chalk away
[01:48.51] I mobb back in the club, and, kick it at my table
[01:50.96] Cause, niggaz be acting stupid, and stupid shit is fatal
[01:54.05] The homies is hella late, and now I'm startin' to think
[01:56.46] Homegirl that gave me the wink from earlier just bought me a drink
[01:59.42] She's sittin' at a stool at the other side of the bar
[02:01.95] Doing tricks with her tounge and a cherry like a porno star
[02:04.53] The club is gettin' packed and the party is jumpin
[02:07.22] Another double shot of yak and I'm on the dancefloor bumpin'
[02:10.04] She's licking in my ear and, now I'm feeling faded
[02:12.80] It's 11: 35 and the homies still ain't made it
[02:15.80] Chorus
[02:36.81] Verse Three:
[02:37.02] Now I'm on the dance floor with baby and, shit is gettin' hectic
[02:39.84] The big homey done erected, damn I've been affected
[02:42.39] By the funk in the boom and the booty in the room
[02:45.18] This ain't the Commodores but this Brick House got me on zoom
[02:47.97] Now I'm mackin and struttin and asking baby wassup
[02:50.45] My name ain't Everlast, but I can still make you jump
[02:53.50] Let's, hope in the Q and go somewhere and kick it like some Trojans
[02:56.53] We can do a little drinkin, and do a little smoking
[02:58.84] When all of a sudden I start sweatin', my stomach starts bubblin'
[03:01.96] I hear earl coming, I think I'm in trouble *vomit sounds*
[03:04.79] Ahh shit, I got baby on her titties
[03:07.08] I guess there go my chances of gettin with her kitty
[03:09.50] I turn around and stumble away and there go the homies with
[03:12.19] Long ass trenchcoats on, laughing, sippin on 40's
[03:15.16] Now I'm in the back of my own car curled up like a punk
[03:17.94] Cuz I got too high and uhh, got too drunk
[03:20.69] Chorus
[03:42.19] (Big throw up S-P-L-A-S-H)
[03:42.73] SHIT!
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