Kanye West - School Spirit Skit 1(2004)

[00:00.04] Now beat that
[00:01.00] And your mother's saying "Go to college"
[00:02.68] So you finish college, and it's wonderful
[00:05.28] You feel so good
[00:06.62] And after all the partying and craziness
[00:08.74] And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school being around your peers
[00:12.63] Hey, now you'll get that 25-thousand job a year
[00:16.12] And you'll spend all your money on crack cocaine
[00:19.29] But, it'll be your money
[00:20.32] No more borrowing from mom for my high
[00:22.93] So now you get your degree tattooed on your back
[00:25.37] You're so excited about it
[00:27.15] If you continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, oh my God
[00:31.82] You'll come in at a entry-level position
[00:33.93] And when you do that
[00:35.58] If you kiss enough ass, you'll move up to the next level
[00:39.30] Which is being the secretary's secretary
[00:41.81] And boy, is that great
[00:43.43] You got to take messages for the secretary
[00:45.56] Who never went to college
[00:47.36] She's actually the boss's niece
[00:49.09] So now you're part of the family
[00:51.63] You know what college does for you?
[00:53.29] It makes you really smart, man
[00:54.78] All you kids wanted to talk in the back of the class
[00:56.96] Not me, I listened, okay?
[00:59.54] I was a hall monitor
[01:01.94] This was meant to be
[01:03.74] You know how many classes I took?
[01:05.08] Extra classes, extra classes
[01:06.36] No, I've never had sex
[01:07.99] But you know what?
[01:09.09] My degree keeps me satisfied
[01:12.13] When a lady walks up to me and says
[01:13.47] "Hey, you know what's sexy?"
[01:14.20] I say, "no, I don't know what it is
[01:15.88] But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast"
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