Hailie Jade,Eminem - My Dad's Gone Crazy(2002)

[00:03.56] Hello boys and girls!
[00:05.83] Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
[00:11.83] Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do!
[00:18.15] Who's your daddy?
[00:20.47] Daddy, what are you doing?
[00:25.65] Okay then! Everybody, listen up!
[00:32.59] I'm goin to hell! Who's comin with me?
[00:36.18] Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy!
[00:43.63] There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high
[00:47.66] No plane that I can't learn how to fly
[00:49.60] What do I gotta do to get through to you
[00:51.57] To show you there ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to
[00:54.98] Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls
[00:56.91] I cut em off and got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
[01:00.17] Inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses
[01:03.40] With Elton John's name on my drag wall
[01:06.05] I'm out the closet, I've been lying my ass off
[01:08.34] All this time me and Dre been fucking with hats off
[01:10.85] (Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off
[01:13.78] 'fore I push this motherfuckin' button and blast off
[01:16.67] And launch one at these Russians and that's all
[01:18.95] Blow every fucking thing except Afghanistan on the map off
[01:22.37] When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
[01:24.57] Hailie, tell em baby - (My dad's lost it!)
[01:27.78] There's really nothing else to say, I - I can't explain it
[01:31.03] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[01:33.33] A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell em baby
[01:36.78] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[01:38.86] There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me
[01:42.12] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[01:44.27] There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
[01:47.52] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[01:49.26] It's like my mother always told me
[01:50.90] Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and Codeine
[01:54.67] And God dammit you little motherfucker
[01:56.73] If you ain't got nothing nice to say then don't say nothing
[02:00.96] ... Uh ... fuck that shit, bitch!
[02:03.26] Eat a motherfucking dick, chew on a prick
[02:05.31] And lick a million motherfucking cocks per second
[02:08.29] I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
[02:11.03] I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
[02:13.52] And have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring
[02:16.47] In my nose than quit bringing my flows
[02:18.63] Quit giving me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean?
[02:22.03] If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O
[02:24.54] I wouldn't have to go eenee-meene-minie-moe
[02:27.03] Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more
[02:29.79] Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more? (Dad!)
[02:32.99] There's really nothing else to say, I - I can't explain it
[02:36.70] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[02:38.56] A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell em baby
[02:41.96] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[02:43.93] There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me
[02:47.54] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[02:49.44] There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
[02:52.72] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[02:54.67] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
[02:57.38] At the same time, can make you dry your eyes
[03:00.30] With the same rhyme; see, what you're seeing is a genius at work
[03:03.44] Which to me isn't work
[03:05.10] So it's easy to misinterpret it at first
[03:06.97] Cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek
[03:09.06] I'd yank my fuckin' teeth
[03:10.37] Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums
[03:13.67] Get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
[03:16.43] And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
[03:18.90] And walk around the rest of my life spit on
[03:21.43] And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung
[03:24.30] Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on
[03:27.62] More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
[03:30.83] Inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade
[03:33.34] Standing on Ronnie's grave, screaming at the sky
[03:35.84] 'til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
[03:38.71] And that's pretty much the gist of it
[03:40.86] The parents are pissed but the kids love it
[03:42.78] 9 millimeter heaters stashed in 2-seaters with meat cleavers
[03:46.26] I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
[03:49.69] There's really nothing else to say, I - I can't explain it
[03:53.17] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[03:55.05] A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell em baby
[03:58.48] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[04:00.44] There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me
[04:03.82] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[04:05.92] There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
[04:09.48] (I think my dad's gone crazy!)
[04:11.57] Ha ha ha ha!
[04:23.85] You're funny daddy!
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