Slick Rick, Doug E. Fresh - La-Di-Da-Di(1999)

[00:13.25] La-di-da-di
[00:15.60] La-di-da-di
[00:17.93] La-di, da-di!
[00:22.67] Yo peep this
[00:23.76] La-di-da-di, we like to party
[00:25.75] We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
[00:28.33] We're, just some men that's on the mic
[00:30.76] And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic right
[00:33.65] For all of y'all, keep y'all in health
[00:36.71] Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
[00:38.77] 'Cause it's cool when you 'cause a cozy conditioning and
[00:42.17] That we create, 'cause that's our mission
[00:44.11] So listen close, to what we say
[00:46.69] Because this type of shit happens everyday
[00:49.16] I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning
[00:52.12] Gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and
[00:55.14] Went to the bathroom to wash up
[00:57.52] Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said
[01:00.28] "Mirror mirror on the wall
[01:03.39] Who is the top choice of them all
[01:05.19] There was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted
[01:08.10] The mirror said
[01:09.23] "You are you conceited bastard!
[01:13.14] Yo that true, that why we never had no beef
[01:16.08] Then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
[01:18.65] Used oil of Olay 'cause my skin gets pale
[01:21.55] Then I grabbed the file for my finger nails
[01:24.40] I'm true to the night, style on my behalf
[01:26.80] I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath
[01:29.92] Clean, dry, was my, body and hair
[01:32.39] I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
[01:35.45] For all the girls I might take home
[01:37.52] I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne
[01:40.81] Fresh dress, like a million bucks
[01:42.92] Put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks
[01:45.80] Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no
[01:48.47] I went back in I forgot the
[01:51.06] Then I tell it, dalley
[01:52.45] Ran through her alley
[01:53.61] Bumped into this home girl named Sally from the valley
[01:56.36] This was a girl playing hard to get
[01:58.61] So I said
[01:59.19] "What's wrong?
[01:59.87] "Cause she looked upset
[02:01.38] She said uh
[02:02.25] "It's all because of you
[02:04.68] I'm feeling sad and blue
[02:07.52] You went away and now my life is filled with rainy days
[02:12.75] I love you so
[02:14.67] How much you'll never know
[02:18.01] 'Cause you took your love away from me
[02:23.96] Now what was I to do
[02:25.55] She was crying over me and she was feeling blue
[02:28.13] I said
[02:28.79] "Don't cry, dry, your eyes
[02:31.44] Here comes your mother with those two little guys
[02:33.10] Her mean mother steps and says to me
[02:36.02] "Hi!
[02:36.85] Hit Sally in the face and deck her in the eye
[02:39.28] Punched her in the belly, and stepped on her feet
[02:42.46] Slammed the child on the hard concrete
[02:44.74] The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
[02:47.43] Something was wrong I said what was going on?
[02:50.09] I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her
[02:52.85] She said
[02:53.35] "If I can't have you she can't either
[02:55.67] She grabbed me closely by my socks
[02:57.93] So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
[03:00.61] But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick
[03:03.32] She put a finger in the face of mc Rick, and said
[03:06.54] "Why don't you give me some play?
[03:08.47] And we can go cruising in my OJ
[03:10.92] And if you give me that OK
[03:13.42] I'll give you all my love today
[03:16.24] Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see
[03:18.92] Somehow your words just hypnotize me
[03:21.77] And I just love your jazzy ways
[03:24.02] So MC Rick my love is here to stay
[03:26.33] And on and on and on she kept on
[03:29.33] The bitch been around before my mother's born
[03:31.99] I said
[03:32.66] "Cheer up!
[03:33.59] " I gave her a kiss
[03:34.14] I said
[03:34.49] "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss
[03:36.88] She said
[03:37.18] "No you're not
[03:38.48] " Then she starts crying
[03:39.60] I says
[03:40.04] "I'm thirty-four
[03:41.27] "She says
[03:41.56] "Stop lying!
[03:42.66] I said
[03:43.02] "I am, go ask my mother
[03:45.24] And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!
[03:50.02] To the heart tick tock you don't stop
[03:52.58] To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it!
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