Eminem - Cum On Everybody(1999)

[00:02.82] Yo, mic check
[00:04.77] Testing
[00:06.36] One, two, uhm... twelve
[00:08.34] Whattup, whattup, whattup!
[00:09.86] This is my dance song
[00:12.21] Can you hear me?
[00:13.76] Alright, ay turn my headphones up
[00:16.88] My favorite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead
[00:22.36] Women all grabbin' at my shish-kabob
[00:24.45] Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
[00:26.93] You thought I was ill and now I'm even more so
[00:28.94] Shit I got full-blown AIDS and a sore throat
[00:31.40] I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
[00:33.48] I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs at your show
[00:35.84] I just remembered that I'm absent-minded
[00:38.39] Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it
[00:40.73] I'm freestylin' every verse that I spit
[00:43.08] 'Cause I don't even remember the words to my shit
[00:45.11] I told the doc I need a change in sickness
[00:47.46] And gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
[00:49.75] Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
[00:52.06] You want to get high? Here, bitch, just sniff this!
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[01:12.54] Yo, yo, yo!
[01:12.96] I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
[01:14.80] That's why I write songs where I die at the end
[01:17.18] 'Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
[01:19.30] And I was wavin' it at everybody screaming "I suck"
[01:21.69] I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd and yell out loud
[01:24.16] "All y'all get the hell out now"
[01:26.14] Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm sorry
[01:28.59] "But Eminem this is your record release party!"
[01:30.89] I'm bored out of my gourd
[01:32.63] So I took a hammer and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
[01:35.20] Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
[01:37.46] Who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket
[01:39.69] One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
[01:42.27] I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
[01:44.79] And if you ever see a video for this shit
[01:47.04] I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
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[02:07.65] Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
[02:09.68] Cause they think that I'm a mothafuckin' Beastie Boy
[02:11.89] So I told 'em I was Mike D
[02:13.46] They was like "Gee, I don't know, he might be!"
[02:15.74] I told 'em "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert"
[02:17.84] "I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness Monster"
[02:20.14] "Peace out", then I jetted to the weed house
[02:22.54] Smoked out till I started bustin' freestyles
[02:24.88] Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
[02:27.94] Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick
[02:30.31] Made a couple of crank calls collect
[02:32.37] "It's Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?"
[02:34.92] I want to make songs all the fellas dub
[02:37.12] And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
[02:39.44] So just remember when I bomb your set
[02:41.56] Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
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