Eminem,Sway & King Tech - Get You Mad(1999)

[00:03.33] Yo, mic-check (My dick!)
[00:05.09] Testing, one, two… fuck
[00:06.56] My dick… my nuts…
[00:09.63] My attitude is worse than
[00:10.92] N.W.A's was
[00:11.98] I'll battle you over
[00:13.25] Stupid shit
[00:14.09] And diss people who
[00:15.12] Aain't have shit to do with it
[00:15.96] Like Cool J does (my tattoo!)
[00:17.14] You see me standin'
[00:18.22] Outside of your buildin'
[00:19.03] Screamin': "Puffy is good, but
[00:20.10] Slim Shady is for the children!"
[00:21.56] I look at my life in a new light
[00:23.81] Fuck it, give me two mics
[00:24.99] I write songs for me,
[00:26.08] Fuck what you like
[00:27.09] You probably hear me
[00:28.40] Rap half-hearted
[00:29.09] ‘Cause I don't like rap anyway
[00:29.97] I'm just tryin' to get
[00:31.04] My porno career started
[00:32.02] Every place and event—been
[00:33.69] There, done that
[00:34.93] Shit, Dre stuck me in a
[00:36.47] Suitcase when he went
[00:38.01] Want a deal?
[00:38.86] Study these five chapters
[00:39.91] Lesson 1: Throw demos as hard
[00:41.55] Aas you can at signed rappers
[00:42.99] Lesson 2: Face 'em and diss 'em
[00:44.48] (what up, dawg?)
[00:45.50] Don't give 'em a demo;
[00:46.39] Kidnap 'em
[00:47.02] And make 'em come to
[00:47.76] Your basement and listen
[00:48.48] (come on, you're coming with me,
[00:49.43] motherfucker check this out)
[00:50.43] Lesson 3: Get a job at a label
[00:51.03] Switch demos with Canibus
[00:51.69] And put yours on the owner's table
[00:53.40] Lesson 4: Know you heard this before
[00:56.44] "Hey, let me get your number!
[00:57.28] I'll call you tomorrow for sure
[00:58.44] Don't act like a fan, you wanna get signed
[00:59.92] Get the whitest A&R
[01:01.59] You can find (hey dude, come here)
[01:03.04] Pull him aside and rap as whack as you can
[01:04.41] Lesson 5: Get a hook-up at Jive
[01:05.70] Dress up like I.C.P. and have
[01:07.36] Them come see you perform live
[01:08.79] And that's the key,
[01:11.13] But when you see me on the street
[01:12.00] I ain't givin' you shit, bitch,
[01:12.85] Don't even bother askin' me
[01:14.16] Toilet water splashes me
[01:16.13] Right in the ass when I'm spittin',
[01:16.94] 'Cause I'm always shittin'
[01:18.35] When I'm rappin', like Master P
[01:19.58] (UNNNGGGGH)
[01:20.31] Got a blowjob from Paula Jones
[01:21.28] And stuffed it so far in her mouth
[01:22.77] My balls broke both of her collarbones
[01:24.72] Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah
[01:26.63] Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis,
[01:28.28] Mono and gonorrhea
[01:29.95] And all three of my
[01:30.86] Main girls said "See ya!"
[01:31.83] ‘Cause Brandy and Monica walked in
[01:33.18] And caught me fuckin' Aaliyah
[01:34.48] I splish-splash while
[01:35.97] I'm takin' a bath
[01:36.88] Grab a handful of pills,
[01:37.99] Break 'em in half,
[01:39.09] Take 'em and laugh
[01:40.10] White trash, fuckin'
[01:41.29] Your wife in the ass
[01:42.14] While you're out siphonin' gas
[01:43.55] For your lawn mower
[01:44.44] To cut the grass
[01:45.39] So if I hurt your self-esteem and
[01:46.54] You get dissed too bad
[01:47.55] (Yo, why you diss me?)
[01:48.28] You know I just be sayin'
[01:49.09] That to get you mad
[01:50.41] And when I rap about a
[01:52.08] Buncha shit you wished you had
[01:53.04] (A big dick!)
[01:53.68] You know I just be sayin'
[01:54.56] That to get you mad
[01:55.72] I can't listen to that song,
[01:57.04] That shit's too sad
[01:58.41] You know I just be sayin'
[01:59.75] That to get you mad
[02:00.89] He'll never make it, his
[02:02.09] Wrist is slit too bad
[02:03.42] (Nurse! Nurse!)
[02:03.90] You know I just be
[02:05.40] Sayin' that to get you mad
[02:07.25] What a wonderful day!
[02:08.34] I should go outside and play
[02:09.47] Ain't no need to sit inside
[02:10.57] The house and hibernate
[02:11.81] Hi, Renée! I was just
[02:12.97] About to toss a live grenade
[02:14.95] In your driveway and
[02:15.77] Drive away
[02:17.00] Are you afraid of a blade
[02:18.20] Made of a razor with AIDS?
[02:19.09] Blood drippin' from it
[02:19.96] Rippin' your stomach
[02:20.84] Like a paper mâché
[02:21.90] You talk a lot of shit,
[02:23.34] But you was never ill though
[02:24.78] I'm sick enough to beat
[02:25.64] You to death with a
[02:26.54] Feather pillow
[02:27.24] Tipped over some cows,
[02:28.30] Just for a joke and a laugh
[02:30.08] Jumped up, choked a giraffe
[02:30.86] Snapped his neck and
[02:31.65] Broke it in half
[02:32.58] Wagin' wars,
[02:33.61] Went on stage
[02:34.39] And sprayed Cage
[02:35.25] With Agent Orange
[02:36.11] And wiped my ass
[02:36.96] With his page in Source
[02:38.11] The demon is here,
[02:39.18] Ssteamin' this year
[02:39.99] I rip [Mystikal's] voice box
[02:41.04] Out and scream in his ear
[02:43.22] It's not a gimmick, bitch—i
[02:44.41] t's an image, I live it
[02:45.76] Give a fuck? I don't know
[02:46.65] What a fuck is to give it
[02:47.64] "Yeah, I don't think this guy is well"
[02:49.89] I'm high as hell, I'll beat
[02:51.07] You with a live cat
[02:52.57] When I'm swingin'
[02:53.54] Him by his tail
[02:54.30] I'll fuckin'… I'll fuckin'…
[02:55.19] Lay your nuts on the dresser
[02:57.14] Just your nutsack by itself
[02:58.57] And bang them shits
[02:59.80] With a spiked bat
[03:01.12] Cut your neck off and
[03:02.09] Ssew your head right back
[03:03.52] And leave you like that
[03:04.73] You just triggered a prick
[03:05.60] Who just mixed liquor
[03:06.42] Who's itchin' to
[03:07.25] Leave you disfigured
[03:08.00] And stiffer than
[03:09.01] Chris-stiff-er Reeves
[03:10.22] I was teethin' with
[03:11.16] Strep throat
[03:11.97] While your mother
[03:12.80] Was breastfeedin'
[03:13.40] And gave her the
[03:13.96] Flesh-eatin' disease
[03:14.55] I'm iller than takin' a hammer
[03:16.00] And beatin' your knees
[03:17.47] And walkin' through
[03:18.14] South Central L.A., bleedin' in jeans
[03:19.12] (Am I a Blood or a Crip?)
[03:20.83] Wakin' up the next day in
[03:21.42] Breathin' machines
[03:22.20] Flashin' back to bein' shot
[03:23.56] And repeatin' the scenes
[03:24.97] On how you just got smoked;
[03:26.81] And if you do live
[03:27.75] You'll be too scared to tell it,
[03:28.64] Like a Biggie and Pac joke
[03:29.98] So if I hurt your self-esteem
[03:31.24] And you get dissed too bad
[03:32.64] You know I just be sayin'
[03:33.55] That to get you mad
[03:34.67] And when I rap about a
[03:35.98] Fat bitch that you wished you had
[03:37.62] You know I just be sayin'
[03:38.78] That to get you mad
[03:39.71] I can't listen to that song,
[03:41.34] That shit's too sad
[03:42.96] You know I just be sayin'
[03:44.22] That to get you mad
[03:45.45] He'll never make it, his
[03:47.01] Wrist is slit too bad
[03:47.92] You know I just be sayin'
[03:49.44] That to get you mad
[03:50.94] I know that makes you
[03:53.88] Real mad, don't it? (Uh, huh)
[03:55.63] That's right
[03:57.89] Slim Shady (Yo)
[03:59.47] Sway & Tech
[04:01.42] Spraying wreck (Bitch!)
[04:02.94] And we don't give a heck,
[04:04.84] Or a damn, or a fuck, or a shit
[04:08.48] So suck my mothafuckin' dick
[04:11.54] Wake up, Charl I'll tell you
[04:13.69] What it mean to me
[04:15.78] Mean hard beats, hard rhymes, B-boys
[04:17.72] Hip-hop, baby, all the way
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