Eminem - Role Model(1999)

[00:00.44] Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
[00:03.29] You can try this at home
[00:05.23] You can be just like me
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[00:16.58] Mic check one two, we recording?
[00:19.71] I'm cancerous so when I diss you wouldn't want to answer this
[00:22.46] If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
[00:25.05] I strangle you to death then I choke you again
[00:27.46] And break your fucking legs till your bones poke through your skin
[00:30.32] You beef with me, I'mma even the score equally
[00:32.95] Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally
[00:35.63] I get too blunted off of funny home grown, 'cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
[00:40.82] So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does
[00:45.84] Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
[00:48.70] I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbet
[00:51.40] My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
[00:53.81] Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
[00:56.42] Every girl I ever went out with has gone les
[00:59.03] Follow me and do exactly what the song says
[01:01.59] Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people and drink
[01:04.99] Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
[01:07.27] I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
[01:09.46] So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
[01:12.00] Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill
[01:14.43] 'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
[01:17.14] But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
[01:19.66] How the fuck can I be white?
[01:21.19] I don't even exist
[01:22.48] I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
[01:27.50] My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
[01:30.29] And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
[01:33.06] Now follow me and do exactly what you see
[01:35.64] Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[01:38.19] I slap women and eat 'shrooms then OD
[01:40.79] Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[01:43.33] Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
[01:45.90] When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold
[01:48.56] Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
[01:51.09] Killed them both and smeared blood in a white Bronco
[01:53.77] My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
[01:56.39] I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
[01:59.04] I'm not a player, just a ill rhyme sayer that'll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer
[02:04.10] My rap style's warped
[02:05.61] I'm running out the morgue with your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
[02:09.49] Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
[02:12.21] And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
[02:14.93] I'm about as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits
[02:18.00] A premature birth that was four minutes late
[02:20.33] Mother, are you there?
[02:21.95] I love you
[02:22.80] I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
[02:25.22] Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
[02:30.32] I take a breather and sigh, either I'm high or I'm nuts
[02:33.75] 'Cause if you ain't tilting this room, neither am I
[02:36.02] So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass, then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
[02:41.06] 'Cause when I drop this solo shit, it's over with
[02:43.41] I bought Cage's tape, opened it and dubbed over it
[02:46.19] I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
[02:48.55] Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[02:51.18] I've been with 10 women who got HIV
[02:53.79] Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[02:56.45] I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
[02:59.24] Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[03:01.64] I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
[03:04.24] You probably want to grow up to be just like me
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