Eminem,Royce Da 5'9'' - Bad Meets Evil(1999)

[00:01.11] I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
[00:04.43] You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
[00:08.77] Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
[00:14.46] Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em
[00:17.77] Quickest damn gun-slingers I've ever seen
[00:21.41] Got murdered in cold blood
[00:25.65] That old saloon there was their little home away from home
[00:29.42] They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
[00:33.78] And on a quiet night, you can still hear
[00:36.62] The footseps of Slim Shady and Royce Da 5'9"
[00:39.95] I don't speak, I float in the air, wrapped in a sheet
[00:42.69] I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
[00:45.04] I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph
[00:47.80] And the noise is spread
[00:48.85] Picked up and transmitted through Royce's head
[00:50.97] Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed
[00:53.11] 'Til the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
[00:56.09] Told him each one of his boys is dead
[00:57.98] I asked him to come to the dark side
[00:59.39] He made a choice and said:
[01:00.41] Who hard? Yo, I done heard worse
[01:02.01] We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
[01:04.23] To see which one'll swerve first
[01:05.90] Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity
[01:08.36] Holds that of a globe on top of nine other planets
[01:10.72] Kissed the cheek of the devil, intelligence level
[01:13.14] Is hellier than treble peackin' on speakers in the ghetto
[01:15.76] Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of an atheist
[01:18.60] Interceptin' missiles with my bare hands like a patriot
[01:21.02] One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
[01:23.54] In my past life, when the black knight mounted the white horse
[01:26.20] And stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis and the Nation
[01:28.65] Collaboratin', attemptin' to take over the Earth
[01:30.82] 'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
[01:33.38] We hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people
[01:36.22] He's Evil and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
[01:38.64] Above the law 'cause I don't agree with police either
[01:40.83] Shit, me neither
[01:41.93] We ain't eager to be legal
[01:43.52] So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle
[01:46.55] I breathe ether in three lethal amounts
[01:48.49] While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
[01:51.30] Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezin' range
[01:53.88] Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezin' rain
[01:56.88] (He's insane) no I'm not, I just want to shoot up
[01:59.25] And I'm pissed off 'cause I can't find a decent vein
[02:00.94] The disaster with dreads, I'm bad enough to commit suicide
[02:04.20] And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead
[02:06.64] When in danger, it's funny, actually my flavour's similar to a waiter
[02:09.81] 'Cause I serve any stranger with money
[02:11.70] I spray a hundred man, until they joint chains
[02:13.96] While slippin' bullets at point-blank range like they was punches
[02:16.63] Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
[02:19.32] Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it
[02:21.75] Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows, crackin' jaws
[02:24.08] With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass
[02:26.75] I'm blazin' MCs, at the same time amazin' MCs
[02:29.18] Somehow MCs ain't that eyebrow raisin' to me
[02:31.84] From all of angles of us, flash a MAC loud enough
[02:34.05] To cast an avalanche and bust 'til volcanoes erupt
[02:37.49] Hello (Billy?)
[02:38.50] Ayo, what's up? (We're coming to get you)
[02:40.66] Stop, they know it's us
[02:42.04] I used to be a loudmouth, remember me?
[02:44.41] I'm the one who burned your house down
[02:46.23] Well I'm out now (shit)
[02:47.67] And this time I'm comin' back to blow your house up
[02:49.75] And I ain't gon' leave you with a window to jump out of
[02:52.75] Give me two fat tabs and three 'shrooms
[02:54.61] And you won't see me, like fat people in steam rooms
[02:57.36] And when I go to hell and I'm getting' ready to leave
[02:59.61] I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
[03:02.10] 'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
[03:04.57] And we hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people
[03:07.59] He's Evil and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
[03:09.97] Against peaceful, see you in Hell for the sequel
[03:12.92] (We'll be waiting) see you in Hell
[03:15.92] Wall Street (yup), Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady
[03:22.38] See you in Hell for the sequel (bye-bye)
[03:25.36] Bad meets Evil, what? (Until next time)
[03:33.04] And so, that's the story of when Bad meets Evil
[03:36.87] Two of the most wanted individuals in the county
[03:40.61] Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
[03:45.86] It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
[03:49.68] Got shot in the back comin' out of that old saloon
[03:54.06] But their spirits still live on 'til this day
[03:58.05] Shh, wait, did y'all hear that?
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