Eminem - As The World Turns(1999)

[00:11.59] Yes, man!
[00:13.82] As the world turns
[00:16.39] We all experience things in life
[00:18.83] Trials and tribulations, that we all must go through
[00:22.48] When someone wants to test us
[00:25.05] When someone tries our patience
[00:27.43] I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters
[00:32.67] Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns
[00:35.17] Outsidaz baby, and we suin' the courts
[00:37.56] Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source, yo
[00:40.06] They never shoulda booted me outta reform school
[00:42.56] Deformed fool, taking a shit in a warm pool
[00:45.05] Till they threw me out the Ramada Inn
[00:46.96] I said it wasn't me, I got a twin
[00:48.52] "Oh my God, it's you! Not again!"
[00:50.29] It all started when my mother took my bike away
[00:52.63] 'Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
[00:55.25] After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers
[00:57.64] Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors
[01:00.18] Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
[01:02.73] Fuck the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'
[01:04.92] And all the other kids said "Eminem is a thizz head"
[01:07.85] "He'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is phys-ed"
[01:10.30] Maybe true, till I told this bitch in gym class
[01:12.78] That she was too fat to swim laps she need a Slim Fast
[01:15.17] "Who? Me?"
[01:16.42] Yeah, bitch, you so big, you walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
[01:20.03] She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
[01:22.52] Put me in a headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
[01:25.01] I felt the evilness and started transformin'
[01:27.39] It began stormin', I heard a bunch of cheerin' fans swarmin'
[01:30.51] Grabbed that bitch by her hair, drug her across the ground
[01:33.23] And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
[01:35.37] Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop
[01:37.65] While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
[01:40.12] As the world turns
[01:43.42] These are the days of our lives
[01:46.48] These are the things that we must go through, day by day
[01:50.49] We drive around in million dollar sports cars
[01:52.30] While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
[01:55.33] Outsidaz, and we suing the courts
[01:57.66] 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
[01:59.96] Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
[02:02.49] Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
[02:05.42] Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail of garbage
[02:07.68] It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch
[02:10.29] I met a slut and said "What up? It's nice to meet ya"
[02:12.96] "I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza"
[02:15.14] "But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month"
[02:17.83] "But if you would care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt"
[02:20.34] "But I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers"
[02:22.77] "Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist"
[02:25.05] "So give me all your money and don't try nothing funny"
[02:27.69] "'Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me"
[02:30.19] I went to grab my gun, that's when her ass put it on me
[02:33.03] With an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
[02:35.26] I fell through the glass doors, started causing a scene
[02:38.00] Slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
[02:40.57] Jumped up with a broken back
[02:42.68] Thank God I was smokin' crack all day and doped up on coke and smack
[02:45.71] All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
[02:48.27] Now I wanna kill her
[02:49.40] But yo, I gotta catch her first
[02:50.45] Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut
[02:52.94] Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fuckin' porch up
[02:55.25] Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
[02:57.87] Looked around the room that's when I seen her bedroom door shut
[03:00.47] I know you're in there bitch, I got my gun cocked
[03:02.84] You might as well come out now, she said "Come in, it's unlocked"
[03:05.47] I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
[03:07.87] And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn
[03:10.18] She said "Come here big boy, let's get acquainted"
[03:12.93] I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
[03:15.23] She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her
[03:17.88] I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
[03:20.46] I started to beg "No, please let go"
[03:22.62] But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll
[03:25.17] With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled
[03:27.52] I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
[03:30.16] Just tryna buy me some time then I remembered this magic trick
[03:32.80] Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh!
[03:34.17] Go-go gadget dick!
[03:35.63] Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
[03:37.76] It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
[03:40.46] I shouted "Now bitch, let's see who gets the best"
[03:42.91] Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death
[03:45.59] "Come here, bitch!"
[03:47.53] "Come here! Take this mothafuckin' dick, bitch!"
[03:49.42] "Come here!"
[03:50.47] And as we go along, throughout the days of our lives
[03:56.52] We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
[04:03.73] That we must go through
[04:05.34] These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere, every day
[04:11.83] Every single day the world keeps turning
[04:15.79] Keeps turning
[04:17.69] Keeps turning
[04:20.39] Keeps turning
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