Eminem - I'm Shady(1999)

[00:03.09] Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough?
[00:08.02] Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl?
[00:10.06] Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
[00:12.07] Sold a billion tapes and still screamed "Fuck the world!"
[00:15.05] Slim Shady, so come and kill me while my name's hot
[00:18.06] And shoot me 25 times in the same spot
[00:21.00] I think I got a generation brainwashed
[00:23.07] To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot
[00:26.03] Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
[00:29.00] I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch
[00:31.07] Purple haze and acid raindrops
[00:34.05] Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
[00:36.02] Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
[00:39.00] Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
[00:41.05] You gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you
[00:43.01] So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
[00:45.07] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[00:51.01] I'm your brother when you need
[00:53.06] Some good weed to set you free
[00:55.08] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin
[01:01.09] I'm Shady!
[01:06.07] I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful
[01:10.00] I like birds, bees, I like people
[01:12.03] I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
[01:15.01] Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool
[01:17.01] The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
[01:20.08] While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
[01:22.00] 'Cause this is how I am in real life
[01:25.05] I don't want to just die a normal death, no I wanna be killed twice
[01:27.05] How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
[01:30.05] When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet?
[01:32.05] So bring the money by tonight cause your wife said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life
[01:36.08] I try to keep it positive and play it cool
[01:40.02] Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school
[01:43.02] 'Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
[01:46.03] Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a "fuck you letter"
[01:48.08] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[01:53.03] I'm your brother when you need
[01:55.00] Some good weed to set you free
[01:57.02] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin
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[02:07.03] I'm Shady!
[02:09.08] I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it
[02:11.07] Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
[02:14.05] People don't buy shit no more, they just dub it
[02:16.09] That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit
[02:19.03] But they love it when you make your business public
[02:22.07] So fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject
[02:24.06] And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it
[02:27.05] 'Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it
[02:29.03] Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
[02:32.05] Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed
[02:35.04] Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer
[02:38.00] I just wanna make a few things clear
[02:40.06] My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and bitchin'
[02:42.07] And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin'
[02:45.01] It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
[02:48.08] I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested
[02:50.05] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[02:54.01] I'm your brother when you need
[02:56.03] Some good weed to set you free
[02:59.01] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin
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[03:09.07] I'm Shady!
[03:14.09] I told you I was Shady
[03:18.09] Y'all didn't believe me
[03:21.87]
[03:24.09] I'm Shady!
[03:26.02] And that's my name
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