Eminem - Greg (A Cappella)(1999)

[00:00.68] Met a retarded kid name Greg with a wooden leg
[00:02.50] Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
[00:05.15] Go to bed with the keg, wake up with a 40
[00:07.71] Mix it with Alka Seltzer and formula 44-D
[00:10.15] Fuck an acid tab, I strapped the whole sheet to my forehead
[00:12.90] Waited 'til it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
[00:15.77] No more said, case closed, end of discussion
[00:18.08] I'm blowin' up like spontaneous human combustion
[00:20.78] Leavin' you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
[00:23.55] Cross the bombers, we blowin' up your house
[00:25.95] Killin' your parents, and comin' back to get your foster mommas
[00:28.64] And I'm as good at keepin' a promise as Nostradamus
[00:31.21] 'Cause I ain't makin' no more threats
[00:32.56] I'm doin' drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
[00:36.64] I'm more or less sick in the head, maybe more
[00:39.26] 'Cause I smoked crack today, yesterday, and the day before
[00:41.51] Saboteur, walk the block with a Labrador
[00:44.57] Strapped with more corral for war than El Salvador
[00:47.27] Foul style galore, verbal cow manure
[00:49.73] Comin' together like an eyebrow on Al B. Sure!
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