Morcheeba - Women Lose Weight (feat. Slick Rick)(2002)

[00:01.01] What a surpriser
[00:02.17] Open your eyes, a
[00:03.29] Woman advisor
[00:05.19] The name of this entertainment is
[00:06.49] Women lose weight
[00:07.62] Our first years of marriage everything was just great
[00:09.13] But after two kids
[00:11.38] And the weight gain factors
[00:12.95] Fact is, now she's completely unattractive
[00:15.34] Look, fat chicks
[00:16.30] I don't mean to sound rude
[00:17.69] I tell her nice, hit the gym
[00:18.82] And don't eat so much food
[00:20.18] But no...
[00:21.35] "You're shallow
[00:22.12] You need to run the course of unconditional love and so forth"
[00:25.41] But how if desire's not there
[00:27.32] That's just delayment
[00:28.39] Divorces, child support, alimony payments
[00:30.57] My unhappiness I doubt discourage
[00:32.96] So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
[00:35.74] Meanwhile my secretary June, well groomed
[00:38.11] "When you gonna leave your wife?"
[00:39.55] I tell her soon, mommy, soon, I assume
[00:41.60] Or my destiny is blue
[00:43.58] Interestingly
[00:44.36] The only thing left for me to do is to kill her
[00:47.08] What a surpriser
[00:48.34] Open your eyes, a
[00:49.78] Woman advisor
[00:50.92] I'm gonna have to kill her
[00:52.35] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[00:54.96] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[00:56.81] Kill her
[00:57.65] What a surprise
[00:58.85] Open your eyes
[01:00.13] Woman advisor
[01:01.38] I'm gonna have to kill her
[01:02.54] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[01:04.79] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[01:06.92] My plans against or shenanigans
[01:07.94] Kinda ran thin
[01:09.38] Knowin' nothing about poisoning
[01:10.75] And I cant swim
[01:12.03] Bad intentions pumping
[01:13.23] Might as well become numb
[01:14.58] Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
[01:16.95] But the catch is, do I have the nerve to dispatch this
[01:19.76] Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick
[01:22.77] Guess I'll have to play a dude robbin' on wednesday
[01:24.92] The day she usually goes food shopping
[01:27.51] Anyway, long story short, hit the side of her Chrysler
[01:30.81] Sent her clean over the divider
[01:32.44] "You bastard!" she said as the wreck went tumblin' down the hill
[01:36.36] I thought, "She has to be dead"
[01:37.72] Later on get a call
[01:39.22] (From a) Lieutenant O'Rourke
[01:40.43] (Had me) leapin like a frog
[01:41.61] We need you at the morgue
[01:43.67] So I selfishly pursued
[01:45.42] "Boo-hoo" there was nothing else for me to do, I had to kill her
[01:48.93] What a surpriser
[01:50.23] Open your eyes, a
[01:51.78] Woman advisor
[01:52.65] C'mon y'all, you know I had to kill her
[01:53.99] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[01:56.54] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[01:58.79] Kill her
[01:59.47] What a surpriser
[02:00.58] Open your eyes, a
[02:01.98] Woman advisor
[02:02.90] I had to kill her
[02:04.53] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[02:07.27] Send her ass right to the morgue miss
[02:08.96] So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run?
[02:13.06] No sir we don't have no clues right now
[02:14.62] This is terrible, what am I gonna tell the kids?
[02:16.34] Pull yourself together, sir
[02:18.02] I'm so broken up inside, I just can't believe this
[02:21.47] I understand, I understand
[02:22.91] Catch the person who did this
[02:25.35] We're gonna try sir
[02:27.18] Please
[02:28.33] Screamin' "Who done took my heart?" actin' shooken up a lot
[02:31.79] At the funeral, though everyone was lookin at me odd, like I did it
[02:35.25] Like I was the reason my mate's slain, murmuring
[02:37.76] "I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
[02:40.11] While my secretary, sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
[02:43.38] All she does is order from restaurants
[02:45.17] "All of the sex you want"
[02:46.59] I doubt could address, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
[02:50.11] Talkin to detectives that was waitin' outside
[02:52.80] How I took a long lunch break day the wife died
[02:55.12] I darn near turned pale
[02:56.69] And because of betrayal they indicted me, gave me an impossible bail
[03:00.36] Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
[03:02.82] Moral of the story is
[03:04.33] Desire is important
[03:05.95] So watch your weight
[03:06.90] It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
[03:08.51] Though looking back I realised I didn't have to kill her
[03:11.64] What a surpriser
[03:12.70] Open your eyes, a
[03:14.14] Woman advisor
[03:15.22] I didn't have to kill her
[03:16.67] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[03:19.41] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[03:21.13] I killed her
[03:22.02] What a surpriser
[03:23.33] Open your eyes, a
[03:24.61] Woman advisor
[03:25.64] I didn't have to kill her
[03:27.18] Course there's laws which enforces divorces
[03:29.60] Send that ass right to the morgue miss
[03:32.38] Well there you have it
[03:33.58] Keep thin trim
[03:35.35] Keep your marriage healthy
[03:36.84] Do you know what I mean?
[03:38.29] Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the Ruler
[03:46.64] Peace
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