Alanis Morissette - Ironic (2015 Remaster)(2020)

[00:11.27] An old man turned ninety-eight
[00:17.50] He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:22.78] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:28.41] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33.99] And isn't it ironic... don't you think
[00:38.96] It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:44.34] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:49.79] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[00:55.90] Who would've thought... it figures
[01:01.84] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:06.51] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:12.26] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:18.59] And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:21.27] "Well isn't this nice..."
[01:23.59] And isn't it ironic... don't you think
[01:28.75] It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:34.91] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:40.22] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:46.69] Who would've thought... it figures
[01:52.42] Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[01:55.52] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
[02:03.30] And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:06.93] You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
[02:10.75] In your face
[02:15.00] A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:20.03] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:26.13] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:31.75] It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:34.43] And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:38.87] And isn't it ironic... don't you think
[02:43.51] A little too ironic... and, yeah, I really do think...
[02:49.60] It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:55.16] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:00.78] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:07.20] Who would've thought... it figures
[03:18.25] Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[03:24.25] Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
[03:31.65] Helping you out
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