JAY-Z - 99 Problems(2011)

[00:01.75] If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:03.34] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:06.04] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.34] Foes that want to make sure my casket's closed
[00:11.14] Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
[00:13.68] I'm from the hood, stupid what type of facts are those
[00:16.34] If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
[00:19.21] You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
[00:21.57] I'm like "Fuck critics" you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:24.22] If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
[00:27.02] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
[00:29.24] They don't play my hits, well, I don't give a shit, so
[00:31.56] Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:34.57] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
[00:37.39] I don't know what you take me as
[00:39.68] Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
[00:42.22] I'm from rags to riches, niggas I ain't dumb
[00:44.82] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[00:47.58] Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:51.98] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:54.60] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[00:57.80] Year's '94 and my trunk is raw
[00:59.86] In my rear view mirror is the motherfucking law
[01:02.33] I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm,
[01:05.76] Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
[01:08.12] Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake
[01:10.75] Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
[01:12.75] So I, pull over to the side of the road
[01:15.78] I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
[01:17.88] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
[01:20.86] Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
[01:23.47] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
[01:25.96] "Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh
[01:28.92] "License and registration and step out of the car
[01:30.81] "Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
[01:33.25] I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit
[01:35.94] "Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
[01:38.58] Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back
[01:41.55] And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
[01:43.99] "Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
[01:47.52] "Somebody important or something?"
[01:49.28] Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
[01:51.73] Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
[01:54.28] "Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"
[01:56.65] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[01:59.63] Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:04.17] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:07.17] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:09.85] Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:14.16] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:17.26] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:20.15] Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:22.46] A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:24.83] This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
[02:27.39] But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
[02:30.14] I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord
[02:32.66] Pray for 'em, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:35.15] You know the type, loud as a motorbike
[02:37.58] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:40.14] The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping and
[02:43.02] He and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain
[02:45.64] And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
[02:47.90] Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:50.98] Fiends on the floor scratching again
[02:53.47] Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping them
[02:56.02] D.A. tried to give a nigga shaft again
[02:58.43] Half a mil for bail cause I'm African
[03:00.82] All because this fool was harassing them
[03:03.41] Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine
[03:06.19] But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
[03:08.71] I got ninety nine problems being a bitch ain't one, hit me
[03:11.73] Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:16.37] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:19.05] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[03:22.32] Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:26.92] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:29.28] I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[03:32.89] Having girl problems I feel bad for you son
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[03:39.30] I got ninety nine problems and a bitch ain't one
[03:42.13] You're crazy for this one, Rick, it's your boy
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