Bloodhound Gang - Right Turn Clyde(1999)

[00:24.66] Times New Roman you know the type
[00:25.32] Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype
[00:26.13] Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
[00:27.85] Line sinker now your lady wanna date me
[00:30.70] Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
[00:33.01] Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
[00:35.74] Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
[00:38.01] Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
[00:40.55] Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
[00:42.82] Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
[00:45.37] How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
[00:48.21] Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
[00:50.73] I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
[00:53.02] If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
[00:56.03] That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
[00:58.71] You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee
[01:02.24] All in all you're just another dick with no balls
[01:12.39] All in all you're just another dick with no balls
[01:42.20] Mama said talk this out and resolve
[01:44.28] Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
[01:46.58] Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
[01:49.35] Half with it half wit half finished high school
[01:51.84] Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
[01:54.19] Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered
[01:56.84] Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
[01:59.11] Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
[02:01.69] Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
[02:03.75] Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
[02:06.22] No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
[02:08.93] I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time
[02:11.44] Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
[02:14.18] Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
[02:16.85] Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
[02:19.48] When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone
[02:23.14] All in all you're just another dick with no balls
[02:33.14] All in all you're just another dick with no balls
[03:23.59] Right turn Clyde
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[03:53.44] Right turn Clyde.