Ice Cube - Man's Best Friend(1991)

[00:15.88] Here's another topic I'm addressing,
[00:17.90] So learn a quick lesson, about your smith and wesson.
[00:20.83] Sit your ass back and comprehend,
[00:22.87] As I let you know about man's best friend.
[00:25.56] Now remember, it used to be a dog like lassie,
[00:27.96] But now in '91 it's a gun if you ask me.
[00:30.71] Just like a jimmy hat's used for protection,
[00:33.04] I use my nine when suckers start to flex it.
[00:36.02] 'Cause if you run up and try to play mine,
[00:38.48] I rather have a ak than a fucking k9.
[00:40.31] 'Cause if you shot your gun and my dog tries to fetch ya,
[00:43.85] Me and the dog's going out on a stretcher.
[00:46.28] And I ain't with that, so I gotta get that
[00:48.93] Big black gat, aim and I hit that.
[00:50.99] Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the (?),
[00:54.05] Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend.
[00:57.86] Man's best friend
[01:06.51] Verse two:
[01:07.68] Here is the reason why ice cube's packed,
[01:09.77] Just in case the little punks try to jack.
[01:12.29] I can't put a motherfucking pitbull under a coat,
[01:15.01] And a small on my back.
[01:17.20] So I gotta take my beret off, and I betcha
[01:20.32] It'll probably work a 100 percent better.
[01:22.79] 'Cause it'll keep me out of danger,
[01:25.36] With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber.
[01:28.12] So this goes to all y'all intruders,
[01:30.63] Beware of the owner, 'cause the owner is a shooter.
[01:33.15] I don't just wanna give your ass rabies,
[01:35.90] I rather have your ass pushing up daisies.
[01:38.51] And I can't do that with benji,
[01:41.24] Rin tin tin, or spotch mckinsey
[01:43.80] Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the (?),
[01:46.84] Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend.
[01:49.32] "Just don't let me see you shoot no dogs"
[01:52.67] "Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit"
[01:55.51] "The profile of a typical american gun owner is this:
[01:59.53] Over thirty, white, male, middle class" -- peter jennings
[02:03.32] "Take that motherfuckers"
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